An Egyptian Interview
Reporter : Hi
Egyptian : Hell
Reporter : Do u speak English
Egyptian : Berfect
Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian : No, I dont have a mind
Reporter : What's your name?
Egyptian : Taha
Reporter : Sex?
Taha : I love it
Reporter : oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling) : what do u sink?
Reporter : it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha : yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporte r: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?
Taha : Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids...what else do u like in ur country?
Taha : Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter : DO YOU WORK?
Taha : Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha : I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter : I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..
Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha : me?! ...Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
Taha : Guvurment
Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha : What duz zat mean?
Reporter : Do u choose your president
Taha : Mubarak?
Reporter : yes
Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter : Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter : But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter : what about the last 26 years?
Taha : I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi
Reporter : No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha : He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter : I never said i will pay u for this
Taha : ok ok..need a Taxi?
Reporter : Hi
Egyptian : Hell
Reporter : Do u speak English
Egyptian : Berfect
Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian : No, I dont have a mind
Reporter : What's your name?
Egyptian : Taha
Reporter : Sex?
Taha : I love it
Reporter : oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling) : what do u sink?
Reporter : it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha : yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporte r: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?
Taha : Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids...what else do u like in ur country?
Taha : Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter : DO YOU WORK?
Taha : Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha : I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter : I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..
Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha : me?! ...Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
Taha : Guvurment
Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha : What duz zat mean?
Reporter : Do u choose your president
Taha : Mubarak?
Reporter : yes
Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter : Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter : But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter : what about the last 26 years?
Taha : I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi
Reporter : No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha : He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter : I never said i will pay u for this
Taha : ok ok..need a Taxi?