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    An Egyptian Interview جامدة جدا

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    تاريخ التسجيل : 18/08/2008

    An Egyptian Interview جامدة جدا Empty An Egyptian Interview جامدة جدا

    مُساهمة من طرف cute boy 10th سبتمبر 2008, 12:41 pm

    An Egyptian Interview

    Reporter : Hi
    Egyptian : Hell
    Reporter : Do u speak English
    Egyptian : Berfect
    Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u
    Egyptian : No, I dont have a mind
    Reporter : What's your name?
    Egyptian : Taha
    Reporter : Sex?
    Taha : I love it
    Reporter : oh no, I meant male or female?
    Taha (yelling) : what do u sink?
    Reporter : it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
    Taha : yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
    Reporte r: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?
    Taha : Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
    Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids...what else do u like in ur country?
    Taha : Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
    Reporter : DO YOU WORK?
    Taha : Yas yas..Taxi drivar
    Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
    Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
    Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
    Taha : I do not undurstand what u say
    Reporter : I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
    Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
    Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
    Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..
    Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
    Taha : me?! ...Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
    Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
    Taha : Guvurment
    Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
    Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
    Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?
    Taha : What duz zat mean?
    Reporter : Do u choose your president
    Taha : Mubarak?
    Reporter : yes
    Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice
    Reporter : Why him?
    Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
    Reporter : But there r no wars right now
    Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
    Reporter : what about the last 26 years?
    Taha : I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi
    Reporter : No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
    Taha : He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
    Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
    Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds
    Reporter : I never said i will pay u for this
    Taha : ok ok..need a Taxi?

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